Zullzee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cookie Jar Gone Wrong]

Really overrated

The voice acting was good and the "ah fucking hell IT HAS RAISINS!" line made me laugh but aside from that this flash was just okay. I don't really get how this is in the top 10 let alone top 50 when the artwork is forgettable and the animation is sub-par. The kid's facial expressions were plain and didn't really express fear or anything, all the heads were static motion tweens, and the artwork of the furniture and the character's body looked really lazy and well, bad.

The flash as a whole isn't bad it's just not spectacular. It doesn't deserve the really high score and top 10 place when there are so many flashes out there with better art, animation, effort, and humor but I guess the small joke in this flash just makes all the little kids on Newgrounds piss their pants in laughter.

Kieran-s responds:

All correct, except I don't motion tween the heads, or anything else.
I give this review a 9/10.
-lol thanks

[Oney's Birffday Bash]

Funny

I remember seeing the thread in the collab forum of this. Lol it came out good, but I was kind of expecting it to be moar extreme.

psychicpebbles responds:

I was too. A lot of people dropped last minute, but it still turned out great.

[The Global Warming2 Movie]

Good animation

You presented it well, looked professional.

"shut up bout global warming thx" - Please dip your head into wet cement and don't pull it out until it hardens. K?

echapterssoftware responds:

Thanks ! Glad that you like it !

[LARRY episode 2]

Great episode

This was funny as hell, when the assassin had that yes problem I almost died laughing haha, good job. I minus one point though because the animation of the horse running away was very off, but besides that everything else was spot on. Oh and one more thing, this should probably be rated mature, you've got a ton of decapitation scenes here.

Jazza responds:

damn, 4 months of animation and i lose a point for being lazy that one day, i need to keep track of my laziness!

HAHA i kid man. thank you :D and i changed the rating, thanks for that :)

['Kite']

I remember in the animation forum...

when you asked if you should upload this. Glad to see you did! Just like I said in that thread, this animation is excellent.

Pierson responds:

Cheers for the the kind words here and in that forum! It was nice to have such positive feedback there so thought i'd work on cutting the file size down for here! Thanks for watching it again!

[i heart drugs]

Good animation

But 1.) Weed isn't a drug, it's a plant, stop showcasing it as one.
2.) Is this really one of that whores songs? I wonder what her next albums single is going to be like; "I love, I love, I love, contracting aids! It feels so good without the condom, it's worth the price you pay!" *shakes head in dissapointment*

Skititlez responds:

The original lyrics are "Your love your love your love, is my drug." This is the mc chris parody of that song.

[Threepio Takes a Bath]

To everyone saying its gay...

Shut the fuck up. If you can't laugh at a cartoon mocking a famous robot because it stimulates your inner homophobia then please, get the fuck out of newgrounds, your idiots.

Galneda responds:

For real. It's practically the land of the cock joke, six dicks in a row, and Tricky the Clown. But don't worry about the haters; they're just jellyous they can't walk into their kitchen without brushing up against their mom with their brand new "C3Pee-PeeBOner".......ehh, that's weak; I'll work on it.

But dude! You were so annoyed by the other...what, TWO homophobe's before this, that you neglected to mention anything about the flash! I can't use this...I already KNOW those guys are idiots. lol

Still, you voted 9, so it must mean I'm doing something decent. Thanks for taking the time to watch it!

[How 2 Make a Ngs Username]

Haha nice

If this gets on the first page, I'm betting someone is going to go and create a new account with that username. Hell someone probably already did, in fact, I should go and make that!

LewToons responds:

someone already did!